SMK RAJA ABDULLAH 事后感

Source : 杜文泽声绎3D肉浦事后感 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGNy-3JHOM8&feature=share

SMK RA 欺负事件 http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1975927713664&oid=205123489519948&comments

点解好地地一个意大利面，会头发仲多过面/粉？
惨叫、哀号仲多过刀叉声、jut面声？

点解好地地一个美味意大利面，
睇到既竟然係necktie、绞剪、眼泪、头发、猪扒，
而完全唔关食物事？

屌,我宁愿睇到既係汤，宁愿俾梁文韬窒死我，

都唔想睇绞剪头发呀，

要睇绞剪头发，我睇《飞短留长》好唔好？

点解好地地一个意大利面，会咁血腥？

錮颈、蒙眼、打头、剪发.....通通有齐，

屌你老母，我真係吓到胃都9缩，

我click入藜係睇你点虾人，

唔係睇你点剪头发啊，扑街！

点解好地地一个意大利面，会有剪发、錮颈…..等等
“女人最痛”情节出现？
扑街，你叫我点食面呀？
驶唔驶咁重口味咁呀？

OK, 咁都算lan数啦，

血腥、暴力呢d野唔係最重要。
唔好话意大利面，一个食物最重要既元素係咩呢？

无错，就係名。
两条猪扒叫意大利面同冬粉，仲有我地华人代表板面，

稍微为食少少，真係听到都流口水，
但係事实又係点呢？

屌你老母！
意大利面竟然係猪扒，仲要係13岁既猪扒！
我地平日吃意大利面都係睇唔到猪扒架啦，
斋番茄酱又有咩问题？仲原汁原味添啦，屌！

仲有，米粉冬粉帮人剪到飞头散发，
大佬呀，用不着玩绞剪下话？
你估个个观众都咁lan重口味？
最后米粉冬粉俾facebook屌死左呀，死lan左呀！

如果你身边条友係咁恐怖既场面，
都仲食到野既，我劝你即刻执野走，佢好危险。

重点场面意大利面3分钟剪头发，
屌你老母臭hai， 其他果d粉猪lan到扑街，
无一个正常，你叫我食？
我就真係想叫你食呀！扑街！

Fine,米粉冬粉我可以唔食，
意大利面我可以唔食，Maggi面我都可以当佢无到，
click入vid既目的係咩？你都憨lan9既，
你睇初恋红豆冰既目的係咩呀？梗係阿牛啦，点解呀？
因为支持自己友呀嘛！

无错！我click入vid既目的就係睇大家姐,

为Raja Abdullah争光既大家姐，
事前我已经睇晒comments,
知道意大利面係饰演大家姐，已经有心理准备，

但係，点解要安排佢剪头发，用绞剪剪个男人头？用绞剪剪个botak头？

点lan解唔俾大家姐食面呀！点lan解要剪头发呀？
点lan解要佢用绞剪帮人剪个botak头呀？
点lan解要佢自称“意大利面”呀？扑街！你想点lan样呀！

名，算啦！细个食面都可以唔睇brand斋食,
呢套vid亮点係“smk ra 欺负事件”呀，
只不过，欺负既时间得果几秒，
係呀，係几秒呀，几秒，
够我睇佢打人，定係睇佢锢颈？
梗有Facebook网民极度相信锢颈係前戏，

几秒之后点？剥衫？剪bra?
係呀，係剪呀，不过係剪头发果只剪，
几秒之后，我喜爱既意大利面竟然剪头发，
剪成一堆头发呀！我屌你老母！

由细个开始，我自细已经视意大利面为我个喜好，

好多人都话佢唔正、无味或者唔够弹牙，
但係我对佢既热爱係从来都未动摇过。

由睇到facebook有欺负短片，
到知道有意大利粉、冬粉米粉，三大粉类，
再知道华人板面都有份演，
再到知道我网络load到video睇，
呢一刻你知唔知我係几lan兴奋，几lan期待？

但係原来一刻既兴奋…一刻既兴奋只换来几秒既欺负以及剪头发，
你知唔知我心灵受到几lan大创伤？
以后我睇到或者食意大利面，我都会不自觉念起佢摞绞剪，
同埋剪头发个死人样，
你知唔知咁样会有心理阴影架？
我美味既意大利面就咁幻灭啦！扑街！

facebook网民都话我痴左线，但係我好冷静好清醒，
无食过意大利面既人係唔会明我呢种感受架！

《smk ra 欺负事件》 ，我屌你老母！我真係好lan庆呀！

PS : 纯粹开玩笑^^希望不要再有bully事件~

Fast & Furious 5 : Fast Five

Ohh yeah!!! it has back!!! The Fast and The Furious series!!!
from 2001, I'd been its fan until now the release of the 5th episode - FAST FIVE!!
i watched it on the first day and i could tell it, it's more than just awesome!!

i would tell you why -

FIRST REASON - see it???!! they are all here!! the characters from The Fast & The Furious, 2 Fast & 2 Furious, Tokyo Drift, Fast & Furious, are all appearing in Fast Five!!! it's just GREAT!!

before i watched the movie, i never knew that they were all in.. not until Dominic called for their rejoining to do the "big job"..!!
carried on, you will see every each of them , began to make use of their god-gifted talents on how to steal 100million from the Brazilian bastard :D

SECOND REASON - YES!!! believe your eyes!! he is Dwayne Johnson, famously known as "The Rock" in the World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE)!! I'm his hardcore fan when i was only a child, though the show was 18SG..haha :D i won't miss his movie, because he just can't make me to miss him!!and in this movie, gosh!!! you will witness two muscular men - Dominic (Vin Diesel) and Hobbs (Dwayne Johnson) showing heroic characteristic to fight for justice, family, friendship, and survival !!

argh...... you may have thousand reasons to watch this movie, but, i only need this reason to buy the ticket!! ^^

there are few scenes of Hobbs i love the most -

1. when he first arrived at Brasil Airport, he reminded the local police officer : Don't ever ever let them into the cars!

2. when he arrived at Brasil slum area, the people there were armed with various weapons.. BUT!! Hobbs pulled out his "special-designed" gun (like the one of Robotcop :D) with no fear at all!!! humorously, the people had been chickened off right after that~ hahaha.. cool!!!

3. when Dominic's first plan had been ruined by Hobbs' and Reyes' sudden raid, there was no one agreed with Dominic's insistence on the plan... BUT!!! unexpectedly, Hobbs was the one to say "I'm In"!!! coool!!!!!!

THIRD REASON - other than the main characters Dominic, O'Corner, and Hobbs, the one i love to see the most is this Asian guy - Han!! Sung-kang played this role in the previous episode of Tokyo Drift and Fast & Furious, and he continues the charisma of this character in Fast Five too!!

i can't actually point out why i love to see him, but somehow, he represents Asian in Hollywood movie, isn't it? I'm proud of seeing him, and i love it!
better still, in this movie, the scriptwriter has given Han an extra scene to play, which he has never showed before - love!! you will eventually laugh out loud when he saw his sexy partner - Gisele Yashar (Gal Gadot) showed an expert drifting and said "i think i'm in love".... hahaha..

Gurkha LAPV

Train Heist Truck

FORTH REASON - audience knows that they're gonna see many many many super cars in the Fast & Furious series movie... it's within their expectation... however, in this episode, the scriptwriter has given the audience more than they could expect - two "super" cars!!

1. Gurkha LAPV

2. Train Heist Truck

if symbolize the sport cars in the movie as dinosaurs, then definitely this two gigantic cars are Ankylosaurus and T-rex!! hahaha... the Gurkha LAPV is invulnerable, bulletproof and can even break through a concrete wall!! whereas the Heist Truck is like a scary moving skeleton on road!!

FIFTH REASON - Justin Lin!!!!

if you wonder who the hell is this guy, i would tell you, he is the director of The Fast & The Furious series!!! he is a Taiwanese, Asian!!! come on... i'm truly proud of him, he has brought all the pride to Asian on Hollywood stage, just like Ann Lee~ as an Asian, shouldn't we support him? ^^ though there are still many other reasons to watch this awesome movie!!

SIXTH REASON - specially paying respect to the scriptwriter of The Fast & The Furious series!! he has successfully written such a great racing movie series like no others... every episode, he has related it with other episodes, letting the audience feel like they're watching a "series", not an isolated movie.. on marketing

point of view, he will gain the audience's interest on the next episode since they know that, Chris Morgan (scriptwriter) will not end the story just like this^^
in Fast Five, it is actually the ending of Fast & Furious and the prequel of Tokyo Drift... however, AGAIN!!!! Chris is "announcing" his sixth episode by bringing the "dead" Letty back to the story!! honestly, i was damn happy!! because the actress who plays this role is Michelle Rodriguez, the heroine seen in many movie including Resident Evil, S.W.A.T, Battle : Los Angela and Avatar!!

PS : NO MATTER YOU'RE BOY OR GIRL, LIKE CAR OR NOT, YOU MUST WATCH !!!