SMK RAJA ABDULLAH 事后感

Source : 杜文泽声绎3D肉浦事后感 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGNy-3JHOM8&feature=share

SMK RA 欺负事件 http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1975927713664&oid=205123489519948&comments

点解好地地一个意大利面，会头发仲多过面/粉？
惨叫、哀号仲多过刀叉声、jut面声？

点解好地地一个美味意大利面，
睇到既竟然係necktie、绞剪、眼泪、头发、猪扒，
而完全唔关食物事？

屌,我宁愿睇到既係汤，宁愿俾梁文韬窒死我，

都唔想睇绞剪头发呀，

要睇绞剪头发，我睇《飞短留长》好唔好？

点解好地地一个意大利面，会咁血腥？

錮颈、蒙眼、打头、剪发.....通通有齐，

屌你老母，我真係吓到胃都9缩，

我click入藜係睇你点虾人，

唔係睇你点剪头发啊，扑街！

点解好地地一个意大利面，会有剪发、錮颈…..等等
“女人最痛”情节出现？
扑街，你叫我点食面呀？
驶唔驶咁重口味咁呀？

OK, 咁都算lan数啦，

血腥、暴力呢d野唔係最重要。
唔好话意大利面，一个食物最重要既元素係咩呢？

无错，就係名。
两条猪扒叫意大利面同冬粉，仲有我地华人代表板面，

稍微为食少少，真係听到都流口水，
但係事实又係点呢？

屌你老母！
意大利面竟然係猪扒，仲要係13岁既猪扒！
我地平日吃意大利面都係睇唔到猪扒架啦，
斋番茄酱又有咩问题？仲原汁原味添啦，屌！

仲有，米粉冬粉帮人剪到飞头散发，
大佬呀，用不着玩绞剪下话？
你估个个观众都咁lan重口味？
最后米粉冬粉俾facebook屌死左呀，死lan左呀！

如果你身边条友係咁恐怖既场面，
都仲食到野既，我劝你即刻执野走，佢好危险。

重点场面意大利面3分钟剪头发，
屌你老母臭hai， 其他果d粉猪lan到扑街，
无一个正常，你叫我食？
我就真係想叫你食呀！扑街！

Fine,米粉冬粉我可以唔食，
意大利面我可以唔食，Maggi面我都可以当佢无到，
click入vid既目的係咩？你都憨lan9既，
你睇初恋红豆冰既目的係咩呀？梗係阿牛啦，点解呀？
因为支持自己友呀嘛！

无错！我click入vid既目的就係睇大家姐,

为Raja Abdullah争光既大家姐，
事前我已经睇晒comments,
知道意大利面係饰演大家姐，已经有心理准备，

但係，点解要安排佢剪头发，用绞剪剪个男人头？用绞剪剪个botak头？

点lan解唔俾大家姐食面呀！点lan解要剪头发呀？
点lan解要佢用绞剪帮人剪个botak头呀？
点lan解要佢自称“意大利面”呀？扑街！你想点lan样呀！

名，算啦！细个食面都可以唔睇brand斋食,
呢套vid亮点係“smk ra 欺负事件”呀，
只不过，欺负既时间得果几秒，
係呀，係几秒呀，几秒，
够我睇佢打人，定係睇佢锢颈？
梗有Facebook网民极度相信锢颈係前戏，

几秒之后点？剥衫？剪bra?
係呀，係剪呀，不过係剪头发果只剪，
几秒之后，我喜爱既意大利面竟然剪头发，
剪成一堆头发呀！我屌你老母！

由细个开始，我自细已经视意大利面为我个喜好，

好多人都话佢唔正、无味或者唔够弹牙，
但係我对佢既热爱係从来都未动摇过。

由睇到facebook有欺负短片，
到知道有意大利粉、冬粉米粉，三大粉类，
再知道华人板面都有份演，
再到知道我网络load到video睇，
呢一刻你知唔知我係几lan兴奋，几lan期待？

但係原来一刻既兴奋…一刻既兴奋只换来几秒既欺负以及剪头发，
你知唔知我心灵受到几lan大创伤？
以后我睇到或者食意大利面，我都会不自觉念起佢摞绞剪，
同埋剪头发个死人样，
你知唔知咁样会有心理阴影架？
我美味既意大利面就咁幻灭啦！扑街！

facebook网民都话我痴左线，但係我好冷静好清醒，
无食过意大利面既人係唔会明我呢种感受架！

《smk ra 欺负事件》 ，我屌你老母！我真係好lan庆呀！

PS : 纯粹开玩笑^^希望不要再有bully事件~

Fast & Furious 5 : Fast Five

Ohh yeah!!! it has back!!! The Fast and The Furious series!!!
from 2001, I'd been its fan until now the release of the 5th episode - FAST FIVE!!
i watched it on the first day and i could tell it, it's more than just awesome!!

i would tell you why -

FIRST REASON - see it???!! they are all here!! the characters from The Fast & The Furious, 2 Fast & 2 Furious, Tokyo Drift, Fast & Furious, are all appearing in Fast Five!!! it's just GREAT!!

before i watched the movie, i never knew that they were all in.. not until Dominic called for their rejoining to do the "big job"..!!
carried on, you will see every each of them , began to make use of their god-gifted talents on how to steal 100million from the Brazilian bastard :D

SECOND REASON - YES!!! believe your eyes!! he is Dwayne Johnson, famously known as "The Rock" in the World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE)!! I'm his hardcore fan when i was only a child, though the show was 18SG..haha :D i won't miss his movie, because he just can't make me to miss him!!and in this movie, gosh!!! you will witness two muscular men - Dominic (Vin Diesel) and Hobbs (Dwayne Johnson) showing heroic characteristic to fight for justice, family, friendship, and survival !!

argh...... you may have thousand reasons to watch this movie, but, i only need this reason to buy the ticket!! ^^

there are few scenes of Hobbs i love the most -

1. when he first arrived at Brasil Airport, he reminded the local police officer : Don't ever ever let them into the cars!

2. when he arrived at Brasil slum area, the people there were armed with various weapons.. BUT!! Hobbs pulled out his "special-designed" gun (like the one of Robotcop :D) with no fear at all!!! humorously, the people had been chickened off right after that~ hahaha.. cool!!!

3. when Dominic's first plan had been ruined by Hobbs' and Reyes' sudden raid, there was no one agreed with Dominic's insistence on the plan... BUT!!! unexpectedly, Hobbs was the one to say "I'm In"!!! coool!!!!!!

THIRD REASON - other than the main characters Dominic, O'Corner, and Hobbs, the one i love to see the most is this Asian guy - Han!! Sung-kang played this role in the previous episode of Tokyo Drift and Fast & Furious, and he continues the charisma of this character in Fast Five too!!

i can't actually point out why i love to see him, but somehow, he represents Asian in Hollywood movie, isn't it? I'm proud of seeing him, and i love it!
better still, in this movie, the scriptwriter has given Han an extra scene to play, which he has never showed before - love!! you will eventually laugh out loud when he saw his sexy partner - Gisele Yashar (Gal Gadot) showed an expert drifting and said "i think i'm in love".... hahaha..

Gurkha LAPV

Train Heist Truck

FORTH REASON - audience knows that they're gonna see many many many super cars in the Fast & Furious series movie... it's within their expectation... however, in this episode, the scriptwriter has given the audience more than they could expect - two "super" cars!!

1. Gurkha LAPV

2. Train Heist Truck

if symbolize the sport cars in the movie as dinosaurs, then definitely this two gigantic cars are Ankylosaurus and T-rex!! hahaha... the Gurkha LAPV is invulnerable, bulletproof and can even break through a concrete wall!! whereas the Heist Truck is like a scary moving skeleton on road!!

FIFTH REASON - Justin Lin!!!!

if you wonder who the hell is this guy, i would tell you, he is the director of The Fast & The Furious series!!! he is a Taiwanese, Asian!!! come on... i'm truly proud of him, he has brought all the pride to Asian on Hollywood stage, just like Ann Lee~ as an Asian, shouldn't we support him? ^^ though there are still many other reasons to watch this awesome movie!!

SIXTH REASON - specially paying respect to the scriptwriter of The Fast & The Furious series!! he has successfully written such a great racing movie series like no others... every episode, he has related it with other episodes, letting the audience feel like they're watching a "series", not an isolated movie.. on marketing

point of view, he will gain the audience's interest on the next episode since they know that, Chris Morgan (scriptwriter) will not end the story just like this^^
in Fast Five, it is actually the ending of Fast & Furious and the prequel of Tokyo Drift... however, AGAIN!!!! Chris is "announcing" his sixth episode by bringing the "dead" Letty back to the story!! honestly, i was damn happy!! because the actress who plays this role is Michelle Rodriguez, the heroine seen in many movie including Resident Evil, S.W.A.T, Battle : Los Angela and Avatar!!

PS : NO MATTER YOU'RE BOY OR GIRL, LIKE CAR OR NOT, YOU MUST WATCH !!!

Sportday 2011

i think that I've transformed my blogspot into a diary-type,
instead of the discussing-type before...

well, it doesn't matter, right? ^^

25th March 2011, I went to my secondary school - SMK Dato' Onn Sport Carnival..

hmm... after i graduated in 2008, every year, i would go back to watch it,
because it's the only chance for me to flash back all my schooling memory..
and, i do enjoy watching my juniors build up their teams and fight for pride~

basically i was there to support Lekir House..
the reason was simple, I have close friends in that house..

the sport day progressed as usual..
Lekir won the final victory..

congratulation~

but, I was "impressed" by few things, which totally had nothing to do with the sport day~

First - a new Malay female teacher yelled at me, because I was standing at a position which blocked her view... Oops...
she was a short and fat lady, thus, she couldn't have a nice view as I..
you know, I really felt shameful for her, as a teacher, she yelled like those students did..
she didn't know what's "manner", and the biggest mistake she had made, is that
she didn't know who am i~
fine... i forgive her~

Second - the stealing case happened like previous..
every year, every sport day, same incident happens~
they, we and I clearly know who the hell was the culprit...
however, those "victims" tended to leave the culprits alone..
"nevermind".....
this was what they said...
i think, i should deal with the culprits next year, since nobody will give a damn bother about what they'd done...
come on, it's money-earning!!

Third - as usual, after the sport day, here comes the internet battle...
the members from various houses start to criticise others....
"they are not deserved to get it" "loser" "next year you must watch out!!"
erm.... i can understand their feeling, especially those who will graduate this year...
anyway, the war ends very soon... good thing about it~

Hang Lekir, congratulation!! ^^

What Shall Come, It Will Come... :'(

it's been a long time i didn't update my blog... i never expect that, the next time of updating, i will write about a big disaster..

11st March 2011, 2pm, while I was enjoying my thing, I didn't know that, at another side in the world, few hundred thousands people were suffering!!!

Magnitude 8.9 earthquake... what is this?

7 times aftershock with Magnitude 6.8 (same with New Zealand's earthquake)

4 meter-high tsunami hit inland....

the size of damage is still in question when i write this blog...

i don't know how to describe my feeling now, indeed, tear was rolling in my eyes..

hopefully, the pics below will express everything :












































































PS : HEAL THE WORLD......

处女作 - Canon 广告

一次偶然地

看见他们在班里讨论的情况

在火车里随口地给了些意见

在厕所里草草地想了些故事

在电脑前仔细地形容着情节

在睡醒后被告知意见被接纳

在床上反复思考创新的元素

在班上大概地讲解最新创作

在mamak战兢地present idea

在斋馆开心庆祝意见被通过

在家里筹备广告的拍摄细节

在setapak开始第一秒的拍摄

在欢笑声中完成最后的画面

在Ellen家中顺利完成这广告

在Youtube上成功地被upload

在SEGi班上让Mr.Tony然同

在facebook竞赛上冲破一千

在全方位上获得最后的胜利 ！
















































































































PS : 往下一个创作前进 - 华语版 Wedding Dress MV

不要随便就跳！

跳跳跳跳跳跳跳...

你跳他跳大家一起跳~

不是去Sunway玩笨猪跳，也不是去Genting玩跳楼机，而是真正的跳楼！

几个月前闹得热烘烘的美少年跳楼案

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又有另一条白痴 “天空伦” 在面子书上说一大堆废话闹跳楼 （虽然证实有人冒充他）

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巫裔中学生歇斯底里闹跳楼

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华裔女中生为情跳楼

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到今天早上，我竟然彻底无言！！

母亲把女儿抛下楼！！！

她疯了吗？三个字 “忧郁症” 就能够把这一切合理化？

天啊...

如果你曾经想过要轻生，请看看这篇由著名画家 - 朱德庸先生，所画的漫画！

我从11楼跳下去...






















































































































































































































PS: 还要跳吗？ 觉得有意思就转分享~

你从未听过的原始部落

1. 盲族
墨西哥马德雷山区的原始森林里，至今还隐居着一个奇怪的部落——“盲族”，顾名思义，部落里的300多人全部都是瞎子。这些盲人并非先天失明，刚出生的时 候也都有一双明亮的眼睛，但过了3个月后就逐渐失明了。这是什么原因呢?对这一奇特的现象，科学家们经过不断探索，最后终于发现，原来是当地的一种尾线虫 在作怪，这种尾线虫是通过黑蝇叮咬人体后，进入血液中繁殖的，而人眼是尾线虫集中繁殖的地方，这就使视觉神经受到损害而造成了失明。












2. 哑巴族
无独有偶，在南美洲玻利维亚西部丛林中，居住着一支印第安族的克楞加人。他们以狩猎为主，仍过着原始生活，令人奇怪的是，这个部落没有一个人会说话，全部 都是哑巴，互相之间的交流只是靠一些简单的手势来完成。经科学家研究发现，该族人的舌头特别奇怪，声带的自然压缩部分不能发声，因而这个“哑巴族”也就无 法产生语言，久而久之，形成了他们特有的“手势语言”。















3. 懒族
在马来西亚半岛被原始森林覆盖的高地上，有一个土著人的村庄。这里的土著人既不耕地种庄稼，也不去猎取野兽，而完全靠政府每月一次的空投食物、日用品来维持生活，没有了政府的救济，他们就无法生存下去，这可真是一个不爱劳动，饭来张口、衣来伸手的“懒族”。












4. 小人族
非洲中部刚果共和国、加蓬、喀麦隆3国边境的深山密林里，至今仍生活着一支几乎与世隔绝的原始部落。他们是筚格米人，世界上身体最矮的人种，俗称“小人 族”。该族成年男子的平均身高只有1.42米—1.45米，女人一般比男人矮10厘米左右。他们的肤色较一般黑人浅，通常赤身裸体，只在腰部束一块很窄的 布条，体重不超过40公斤。筚格米人社会分工非常明确，男人狩猎，女人采集野果。他们住房也很简陋，用树枝和一些蒿草搭成圆锥形房屋。由于生活在热带原始 森林，他们发育快，成熟早，寿命短，平均寿命在30岁左右，男女双方在11岁左右就可以结婚。












6. 不笑族
斯里兰卡的费达族人恐怕是世界上最“严肃”的民族了，他们从来不会笑，也没有笑脸，人们曾经多次想用令人捧腹的滑稽节目来使他们笑，结果也是白费劲。费达族人为什么不会笑呢?原来他们是天生没有“笑的神经”和“笑的功能”。看来老天对他们真是不公。












7. 陆晕族
在菲律宾和印度尼西亚广阔的水域之间，生活着一个“晕陆”的民族，由于他们长期生活在海面的小船上，不习惯陆地生活，所以一旦上了岸，便会头晕目眩，站立不稳，如同喝醉了酒一样。












8. 狗面族
在菲律宾的吕宋岛和马来半岛上，有一个脸型像狗的民族，称为“狗面族”，他们的身材也十分矮小，一般不超过1.5米，男女几乎全裸着身体。他们会使用弓箭狩猎，并采集野果、蜂蜜。












9. 顺风耳族
非洲的马斑族人有着惊人的听力，是举世闻名的“顺风耳族”。他们可以在100米之外听到他人的窃窃私语。












10. 蓝血人
智利的奥坎基查尔族人生活在海拔6500米、终年积雪的奥坎基查尔峰山区，从事种种繁重的体力劳动，繁衍生息。由于这里的空气含氧量稀少，人体运送 氧气的血红蛋白只有在氧气充足时才呈现红色，当严重缺氧且持续时间较长时，血红蛋白就会变成蓝色或青紫色。所以，奥坎基查尔人的血液有时候是蓝色的，被称 为独一无二的“蓝色人”。













PS : 以上图片纯属配合文章~