why Piranha 3D is suck?
because of the following :
1. all the love scenes have been trimmed by the government, which makes most of the male audience sad... the whole movie becomes bloody, bloody and again, bloody....
2. the so-called climax is extremely suck!! i think nobody will think that one is the CLIMAX~ and the way which Jade killed all the bloody Piranha is very very ridiculous~
only 2 "gas tong", can kill all the piranha ??? what the fuck?? and, if the explosion is very massive, until all the bloody fish can die, then why not Jade and Kelly die also ??
i think all the Piranha family will "nah...........!!!" to the director...
3. the ending is seriously.................... SUCK!!!
Old Man : holy shit!! the Piranha you guys had found does not have reproductive organ!!
Novak : what?? what the hell are you talking about?? it has been circumcised??
Old Man : don't bullshit here!! I mean, the freaking thing you guys are confronting now is a BABY PIRANHA.. !!!
Novak : what the fuck?? BABY PIRANHA?? THEN WHERE IS THE MOMMY?? breast-feeding its babies?? hahahahahaha.................. argh...................~~~ (dead)
PS: 1 hour and 15 minute, watching how the people are ripped into pieces... this is the movie -
PIRANHA 3D!!!
luckily i didn't watch 3D, waste my money... = =
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